Thursday, 16 February 2012

Gay Lifestyle...

The Homosexual Lifestyle / Gay Lifestyle is:

  • Get up in the morning, moaning at the alarm clock.
  • Shower, dress, eat breakfast.
  • Go to work.
  • Complain about traffic.
  • Work. Worry about the job getting outsourced to India.
  • Go home. Worry about gas prices.
  • Stop for groceries on the way once or twice a week.
  • Cook dinner. Realize there's no butter.
  • Eat dinner. Worry about blood pressure and cholesterol.
  • Do laundry. Try to figure out how to get that tomato stain out of that t-shirt.
  • Clean the house. Realize that a sock didn't make it into the laundry.
  • Pay bills. Worry about saving for retirement.
  • Watch a little TV, spend time with any family members in the house, talk with friends on the Internet.
  • Go to sleep.
  • Repeat.

Decadent, isn't it?

Gay and lesbian people live our lives like everyone else. We have jobs, bills, housework, and families like everyone else.

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