A mirror is an object that reflects light or sound in a way that preserves much of its original quality prior to its contact with the mirror. Some mirrors also filter out some wavelengths, while preserving other wavelengths in the reflection. This is different from other light-reflecting objects that do not preserve much of the original wave signal other than color and diffuse reflected light. The most familiar type of mirror is the plane mirror, which has a flat surface. Curved mirrors are also used, to produce magnified or diminished images or focus light or simply distort the reflected image.Now that we know what a mirror is, let’s explore what it’s used for...
Mirrors are commonly used for personal grooming or admiring oneself (in which case the archaic term looking-glass is sometimes still used), decoration, and architecture.You might be wondering exactly why go through the whole "mirror lesson" well, i am getting to that!
We know it’s used for grooming...right? Then WHY the hell would anyone leave the house without using it!
I went for coffee today with a friend from school, as we walked into the mall she poked me in the ribs, at first i didn’t even feel it, the next few times she went all out, almost broke a rib! "Look at that, what the fuck was she thinking?" i looked around found who i assumed she was talking about and said, hey who knows with some people, only to find out that she didn’t mean the obese woman in front of me but a youngish woman few steps in front of my "target"
Now i am not that kind of gay man, i have a crap sense of style but i do know that when it comes to getting the perfect mall outfit you slap on something comfortable and nice looking, or i do anyway. As we got the coffee shop it was nice and empty, was us and the woman she marked as her "lets discuss that outfit" lady.
She sat down opposite us but far away not to hear what we discussed which was good because i am sure she would have bitch slapped us both! THAT'S bad, good lordy me!
I know that colors can brighten up a room or bring out your eyes, but is it supposed to make you sea sick? I have never seen one person wear that many colors at one time...i have been to the circus, but this woman made clowns look dull!
Orange, green (various shades!), blue (various shades!), purple, yellow and red...that’s where we stopped counting; it felt like looking at a walking strobe light. Now this girl was by no means ugly, she was pretty, nice clean face, smooth skin and the bluest eyes that i have ever seen, but that all goes bye bye in a few seconds. Before i get hate mail saying maybe she is just that vibrant or maybe she is just different, yes i know that but that is tooooo much, even for a weirdo artist living a secluded life in the forest that is too much! Not one piece that we could see had just one color, they were all over the place! Even her shoes had not so cute little squares on each one a different color...that’s just wrong!
If her goal was to draw attention then i would applaud her and say "Give that woman a bells!" but seeing that she sat in the corner where the lighting sux she didn’t aim for that goal. I am sure she could be a bit on the experimental side but some things they will not even allow when it comes to animal testing, and this is one of them. I just sat there looking at my friend as she was having a blast ripping this woman's fashion sense or lack there off to shreds; i was speechless to be honest.
The only thought going through my mind was that if the fashion police really did exist then i wonder what they would have given her as a sentence if found guilty? If i were the judge i would have had only one option...life! No mortal eyes should be exposed to that many colors, that are why you don’t even get that many colors in a smarty box!
For the rest of the time we just sat there, drinking our coffee with the occasional urge coming from my friends chair that she should go over and give her some "girly" advice which nothing came off because she is way too scared to even stand up lol
We eventually left and the ride back home was filled with colorful commentary about the abundance of color we just witnessed and her threatening to go home and get rid of all her multi colored clothing.
Even i thought i should maybe do the same, but since most of my wardrobe consisted of various shades of black. It wasn’t necessary...
On a last word from me, take a good look the the chart below, PLEASE dont wear them all at the same time!