The Homosexual Lifestyle / Gay Lifestyle is:

Get up in the morning, moaning at the alarm clock.
Shower, dress, eat breakfast.
Go to work.
Work. Worry about the job getting outsourced to India.
Go home. Worry about gas prices.
Stop for groceries on the way once or twice a week.
Cook dinner. Realize there's no butter.
Eat dinner. Worry about blood pressure and cholesterol.
Do laundry. Try to figure out how to get that tomato stain out of that t-shirt.
Clean the house. Realize that a sock didn't make it into the laundry.
Pay bills. Worry about saving for retirement.
Watch a little TV, spend time with any family members in the house, talk with friends on the Internet.
Go to sleep.
Repeat.

Decadent, isn't it?

Gay and lesbian people live our lives like everyone else. We have jobs, bills, housework, and families like everyone else.