Dear Straight Guy
We are writing this letter to you in an attempt to shed some
light on some vicious rumors going around.
Unlike what you were told, we are not cavemen, we’re gay which means we are fabulous and well
mannered. We will not hit you over the head and drag you to our cave and rape
you. The reason for that is that we live in a very stylish apartment and you
might ruin it, would be better if we use your place.
We don’t sleep with every guy we see, gay or straight, which
means we don’t sleep with hundreds of people like you were told. Do you realize
how much work it is to always look fabulous? We do not have the time or energy
to run around and look for men to sleep with, its just too much work!
We were also told that most of you think that since we are
gay, we should have a handbag and wear a tight 80’s mini skirt while we flap
around the world. That is also not true, do you realize how hard it is to find
a prada handbag to match my beard? Most of us wear designer jeans and t-shirts
just like you, we look like you, we talk and act like you, hell most of us are
more man than you!
Most of you think we just run around looking at you cute ass…well
that part is true, but its no different than what you are doing to every woman
you see!
Lastly we would like to add one more thing, would it kill
you to moisturize! We are used to a certain standard and kissing someone that
feels like you are kissing the beach sand is not very attractive! Use deodorant! The musky smell will only get
you so far!
Cincerely
Us
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